The Tardis

You guys...YOU GAIIIS!!!  Okay, so for those that don't know, when you order sperm from a bank and have it sent to your home, they generally send the cryotank with your spermcicles in a reinforced cardboard box. Some banks' labeling is more discreet than others.  For instance, when I used to order from Pacific Reproductive Services in California, the box had a THIS END UP sticker and PRS stamped on the sides. By contrast, my Manhattan CryoBank boxes have always had Manhattan CryoBank in large print on two sides of the box.  Not the best, but not the worst....until.....until I got home from work tonight and went to the front desk to pick up my box-o-sperm. Holy Shit! What?????

Ladies and....well, probably more ladies...I present to you The Tardis!!!



This box is about as discreet as the town crier.  The only way it could be less discreet would be if they slipped a note under every apartment door in my building and posted large-print announcements next to the elevators on every floor.  I was legit a little afraid to even open it to check the donor number on the vial because I was worried that The Doctor might reach out and pull me into a parallel universe.  It's bloody ginormous. And HEAVY.  *sigh* So much for keeping it private.  Now anxiously anticipating the look I'm going to get when I drop it at the front desk for FedEx to pick it back up next week...*fun*

Anyhoo....as can be surmised by the arrival of The Tardis, I am going forward for home insem this cycle.  I'm expecting to ovulate on Wednesday, so the insem could be Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on what day and time I get my first OPK+.  I shall keep you abreast of any further developments.

Stay tuned....